Steve’s Sig Lines

Sig Lines, or Signature Lines, are short statements that are placed at the bottom of one’s comments on Message Boards. A sign line has to be brief and should be significant, or witty. Here is a collection of some of the ones I’ve used.

 

 

 

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Sneetches, a perfume inspired by the poetry of Dr. Seuss; exclusively from Prince Matchabelli.

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Heffalump, Heffalump, Heffalump Onward,

Into the Hundred-Acre Wood Rode the Chris Robin

 

 

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He looked over the Edge, and saw that below the giant chocolate-and-caramel covered cashew bar he stood on was another, and below that, another, and below that still yet another, as far as the eye could see. Evidently, it was Turtles All the Way Down.

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“Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn QUACK”

 

 

 

           — The Duck Call of Cthulhu

 

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“uiPh’nglay afhmglw’nay ulhuCthay ehR’lyay ah’naglwgay agnfhtay “

 

 

          — The Call of Cthulhu in Pig Latin

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“Barack Obama!

Obama Ai Menu!”

 

       — The Battle Cry of the Democratic Dwarves

 

 

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“This…is Sparta,” said Leonidas, laconically.

 

 

 

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“You know nothing, Sergeant Schultz”

 

 

 

 

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“Of course,” said my grandfather, pulling a gun from his belt as he stepped from the Time Machine, “There’s no Paradox if I shoot You!”

 

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“Stop Slouching Toward Bethlehem!”

 

          —The Mother of The Beast

 

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After the Voyager returned from its extraordinary trip , the crewmember Seven of Nine was arrested, along with the eight other members of her Borg pod. We believe that they are honest about breaking away from their Borg Collective, and are acting in Good Faith! Free the Earnest Borg Nine!

 

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Ironically, the inhabitants of the planets in the star system of Vega turned out to be carnivorous, and especially liked eating people from Earth.

 

 

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